I got really freaking drunk the other night and wandered into my cousin’s girlfriend’s room in the middle of the night. I was staying over at their house for a few days, and my cousin happened to be out of town, at the time. His girlfriend loves anime as much as I do, and we became fairly close friends about a year ago. Anyway, I went into her bedroom wanting to talk hentai (I was not only drunk, but also horny) but she was fast asleep. I watched her sleep for like a few minutes, then she woke up and asked me what was up. She saw the boner bulge in my shorts and immediately said “Oh, God…is this what I think it is? Cuz, if it is, I’m like really not into you like that.” Her words were disappointing, but I profusely apologized and told her I was just looking to discuss tentacle hentai with her for a bit. She said I really should just go on the internet for that, and so I did. I went out to the living room and opened my laptop. I landed at hentaistream with a massive boner in hand, and it didn’t take me too long to find just the right anime porn video to jack my junk to. I ended up blowing a really epic load of man scuzz all over my cousin’s girlfriend’s new couch. Bet she wishes she had just blown me.